i’m sorry


It’s not you, it’s me.

I’m just not that into you.

I love you, I’m just not in love with you.

However you wanna put it, I’m breaking up with you, Vegas Scarf.  I knew it wasn’t going to work out between us, but rather than change the rules I decided to keep going.  Every row made my feelings obvious…I didn’t like where this was going.

I know you didn’t expect me to end things tonight- I didn’t either, honestly.  That’s why I was right in the middle of a row when I pulled you off the needles.

I know I made you think we’d work it out.  I’m sorry if I teased you by holding you up to my neck to be sure, even though I secretly knew that we didn’t “click”.

You’re good enough, long enough, but not wide enough though I take full responsibility for that, having ended it where I did.

Somewhere out there is someone who would have loved you.  Loved your Fun Furry kitch, your insane amount of black, and your combination of colors that I really had thought I’d grow to love.  That someone, unfortunately, isn’t me.

I’m moving on.  Tomorrow I’m going to go out and pick up someone else.  I hope you’ll be happy for me.

Author: Jennifer Lori

Punny dork who makes stuff.

3 thoughts on “i’m sorry

  1. I’m sorry yours didn’t work out. 😦 So far I just love mine, but I will heed the warnings and make sure it’s wide enough before I bind off. I have to admit that mine only has one row of the Bernat Boa so it is much less fuzzy than yours, which probably helps. If I had rolled the Boa as much as I did the Serenity, who knows how I would feel about it?


  2. Oh, and I think it looks Bohemian and cute in the photo, even if it doesn’t suit you personally.


  3. You are too funny!!!


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