It’s not you, it’s me.
I’m just not that into you.
I love you, I’m just not in love with you.
However you wanna put it, I’m breaking up with you, Vegas Scarf. I knew it wasn’t going to work out between us, but rather than change the rules I decided to keep going. Every row made my feelings obvious…I didn’t like where this was going.
I know you didn’t expect me to end things tonight- I didn’t either, honestly. That’s why I was right in the middle of a row when I pulled you off the needles.
I know I made you think we’d work it out. I’m sorry if I teased you by holding you up to my neck to be sure, even though I secretly knew that we didn’t “click”.
Somewhere out there is someone who would have loved you. Loved your Fun Furry kitch, your insane amount of black, and your combination of colors that I really had thought I’d grow to love. That someone, unfortunately, isn’t me.
I’m moving on. Tomorrow I’m going to go out and pick up someone else. I hope you’ll be happy for me.