*Sung to the tune of Madonna’s True Blue*

I’ve had other knits

I’ve looked at a thousand kits

But I never knew love before

‘Til The Kid walked through my door

I’ve tried all the charts

Your simplicity stuck me through the heart

I can work on you no matter where I go

You’re the one for me baby this I know

‘Cus it’s

True love

Your YOs are what I’m dreaming of

Your lace fits me like a glove

And I’m gonna be

True blue baby I love you

I’ve put in all the lifelines

I’ve k2tog oh so many times

Those complicated charts don’t scare me now

I’m with you ’til the end baby this is my vow

So if you should ever doubt
Wonder what my love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

True love
Your YOs are what I’m dreaming of
Your lace fits me like a glove
And I’m gonna be
True blue baby I love you

‘Cus it’s

True love

Your YOs are what I’m dreaming of

Your lace fits me like a glove

And I’m gonna be

True blue baby I love you

No no more cables / I kiss them goodbye

The chart was memorized / on my first try

I’ve searched the whole world / for lace like you

Don’tcha know, don’tcha know that it’s

True love / oh baby

True love / oh baby

True love / oh baby

True love…

I have to say…I’m sitting here giggling like a maniac for no reason other than I’ve managed to add sound to my blog. For some reason this amuses me to no end!

And to those sticklers out there who say songs aren’t poetry…to you I say 😛 thththththt Yes, that’s right. I spit at you with lots of drool!

Ok, for you guys here’s a limmerick:

There once was some lace yarn from Toronto

Whose pattern I had to knit pronto

The pattern drove me insane

I had no choice but to proclaim

“What trouble have I gotten myself onto?