u.t. and i. send or come out in a jet.- n. jet. [orig. uncertain]

Wow. I honestly did not know that spirt was a word. As such, I feel I have no obligation to make it fit into my post. Yep, changing the rules as I see fit people. My blog.

Has this ever happened to someone else? I was brushing my hair earlier, and ran my fingers through ‘cus a) I have really, really long hair, and b) due to said longness, it tends to break a bit when I brush it and I’d rather catch broken pieces now than try to pull them off my clothes. I don’t know how or what I did, but when I looked at my hand the hair was PERFECTLY shaped like a thrum! Yes, I actually entertained the thought of a pair of mittens. No, I threw out the hair and will go bang my head against a wall for a few minutes to get rid of the thought.

Be amused. Be afraid. Be very, very sad for me.