Earlier in the week I asked Yannick if I could teach him how to knit. There are many, many men who knit out there, and many of them are straight, I assured him. He said sure. This was our conversation last night:

Me: So, you’re still gonna let me teach you to knit?

Yannick: Sure.

Me: What’s the first thing you’re going to make once you learn?

Sweetheart: Something for you, probably.

Me: How come?

Angel: Because you’re always making stuff for everyone else, and you haven’t even knit something for you yet.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.