My car was vandalized on “Mat Night”, the night before Hallowe’en. Actually, the car was fine. But someone took it upon him or herself to screw with my little antenna smiley face head. So instead of my cute little cowgirl with the long blond braids peeking out from under her gray Stetson, I now have this:

She now looks like a Rabbi!!! She looks like she’s been scalped! I called my mother for sympathy, and I got laughter and the advice to knit her a tuque. I’m not amused.